Dr. Seuss's IEPAuthor Unknown (To The Rythm Of "Green Eggs & Ham") Do you like these IEPs? I do not like these IEPs I do not like them, Geez Louise We test, we check We plan, we meet But nothing ever seems complete Would you, could you like the form? I do not like the form I see Not page 1, not 2, not 3 Another change A brand new box I think we all Have lost our rocks Could you all meet here or there? We could not all meet here or there We cannot all fit anywhere! Not in a room Not in the hall There seems to be no space at all Would you, could you meet again? I cannot meet again next week No lunch, no prep Please hear me speak No not at dusk. No not at dawn At 4 p.m. I should be gone Could you hear while all speak out? Would you write the words they spout? I could not hear, I would not write This does not need to be a fight Sign here, date there Mark this, check that Beware the student's ad-vo-cat(e) You do not like them So you say Try again, try again! And you may If you will let me be I will try again You'll see Say! I almost like these IEPs! I think I'll write six thousand three And I will practice day and night Until they say "You've got it right!"
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